Anyone reading this know of why anyone would live here if family wasn’t here? There are NO JOBS and the people suck so much.Everyone is in a hurry 100% of the time, no one has common courtesy, no one knows how to drive, the traffic is the worst I have ever scene anywhere I mean malls are closed on Sundays to relieve the county of traffic….what the F.
Took me 5 hours round trip to get to and from a place that was 45 min away and I am not exaggerating.
I am trying not to toss myself right off a bridge, so does anyone in the Bergen County area know of places that aren’t shitty to go to? Places that have nice people and a relaxed environment? So far I only came across Mexicali Live which is mostly hippies and jam bands and I love it but I don’t want to go there every time I need to be around nice positive people.
This place really is a certain level of hell. Time to poop.
Knowing the truth about someone or what they are doing, and they still insist on lying to your face and yet they will turn around and tell OTHER people their business (just not the horrible stuff)…where in most cases it gets back to you anyway so they were better off being honest. I realized that if I am the person they want to hide shit from and be secretive and shady to then that means they are afraid of telling me because they know I have been right, they know I know who they really are and they think I will expose them for who they really are to their friends who they have put on this facade of sweetness for. You might be nice to your friends but eventually your true colors will start to show. You will never be sneaky enough or careful enough to cover your dirty ass tracks.
The thing is, if you are a horrible person I don’t care as long as the face you put on for me is the same face you put on for everyone else too. If you are you 100% of the time I don’t care enough to judge you or talk about you but it’s when I know you are pretending to be this person you aren’t and you are LYING, you have been hypocritical, judgmental, mean, manipulative, shady, and quite possibly a cheater and you LIE to me about it, that’s when I start to get pissed off. Thing is, I KNOW you. I know who you are, who you are with, and where you go because it’s easy to find out and/or people tell me so what I don’t understand is…why lie? Why lie to just me? Because you are afraid of something and I know what it is.
What you don’t seem to understand about me is I leave people alone. People do bad things all the time. People have reasons to do what they do and I will listen. If you want to cheat, then you have your reasons and I won’t threaten to tell your significant other because I don’t care that much to get involved nor will I tell your friends bc they don’t need to know unless YOU tell them….what would I get out of telling your significant other or your friends about that? If you want to sleep around when you are single, you can tell me about it because OTHER people do and I don’t judge them, I’d treat you no differently. It’s your life, your body, whatever the case is I just wish you’d be open and honest with me instead of lying and hiding it. If I ask you a question that you and another person know the answer to and you lie and the other person tells me the truth I lose respect for you and despise you more and more with each lie I discover. Don’t tell me “I am going to a friend’s house” when I know who the “friend” is, so just tell me the name. If you are so afraid of ME discovering what you are really up to to the point where you think I am going to tell everyone then you need to rethink your life because maybe what you are doing is pretty bad after-all and deep down I know that you know it is.
Bottom line is this; I hate being lied to. I always have. You do more harm than good in lying and if I know the truth I will keep quiet and let you do what you want to do and lend an ear to your adventures but if you lie and I know you are lying then I will discover the truth and be really angry about it to the point where maybe I WILL expose you for who you really are. It’s your choice.
Not sure how anyone can get away with going to lunch at 1pm and be found in the parking lot at 4pm (having never returned from lunch) asleep in their car and still have a job. I guess if you are the President you can do whatever you want. Pretty tired of awkward heavy ass breathing in my office area from him standing around not saying shit for 10 minutes too. Oh and falling asleep during meetings, conference calls and in other people’s offices. I mean what???? Really? That’s how this company rolls.
At my job, I am the ONLY person who has a position in which I am not allowed by any means (even if sick, about to shit or piss myself, or vomit) allowed to leave my position without having someone watch the area. Long story short, it’s because it’s a secure area. Anyway I am literally the ONLY person without the “piss when you want to and walk around freely” right. I always have to bring my need to go to the bathroom to someone elses attention which makes me mad because what if I DO have a sudden urge to shit my brains out? What if I DO need to ralph? I essentially am screwed if no one can get to me on time. THAT SHIT SUCKS.
I have numerous issues with this but I will focus on the whole telling someone aspect. If I take a minute, my cover knows I just went pee. If I take 5 minutes, they know I was dropping the kids off at the pool. Also, the bathroom is in my general space so I hear every time someone lets one rip loudly and when they flush so naturally if you hear more than 1 flush, my cover knows I just pinched a loaf.
I JUST had a sudden urge to shit my pants. I have NO idea where it came from but I KNEW it wasn’t going to be solid stool and I had to call someone and let them know I needed to go I only hoped that they’d hurry without me having to TELL them to and full on alert them as to the brown hurricane that was about to rattle my drawers.
Needless to say, I did 2 flushes but took less than 2 min as we all know that butt squirts aren’t exactly time consuming. That was bad enough without the person from accounting walking in while I was just walking out of the shitty smelling stall. Awesome.
I have subscribed to “Love with Food” for 3 months now and I contemplated cancelling my subscription (and still might) until this month’s subscription came in. Each month a new chef hosts the package and it’s contents, this one was “Flavors of Fall” and I feel bad that I can’t remember the name of this month’s chef but I was SO happy with this one. The last 2 I got left much to be desired. I didn’t like one thing in any box. Both had interesting items like vegan cookies and sipping broth which is steeped like tea, apple chips, etc but they weren’t any good flavor-wise. I meant to cancel last month but I forgot to so when this month’s box came in I was very VERY happy. I took a picture of the contents and can’t wait to try everything. The point behind “Love with Food” is that for every box you buy, you are also buying a meal for a hungry child AND it’s really cheap. If you do the yearly subscription, it’s $10 ($10 + free shipping) a month and if you go month-by-month it’s $12 ($10 + $2 shipping). Either way it’s a really good price considering each item alone is at least $1-$4 on market shelves and you get about 8 items so it’s well worth it plus….YOU ARE FEEDING A HUNGRY CHILD.
In this weeks’s box I got an Apricot & Almond fruit and nut bar covered in yogurt, Maple fudge, 2 pieces of gourmet dark chocolate, sweet corn (something like corn nuts), 2 shortbread cookies, pop chips, gourmet caramel popcorn with other flavors mixed, Indian spices for veggies, and a packet of loose herbal tea! This is the best box ever.
Let's talk about this HILARIOUS book that was being re-blogged all over tumblr. I actually saw it from a friend on Facebook and died laughing at the titles and knew I HAD to have it so I bought it about 2 minutes later. It wasn't in stock ANYWHERE but Barnes and Noble (online only because it was sold out in stores, the power of tumblr!) but for anyone who hasn't seen it, I have taken pictures of the Table of Contents, and the back of the book. It's fantastic.
HOW FUNNY IS THAT? The Zeus thing on the back with the fetus in his thigh. WTF is wrong with people? LMFAO. How do you even think of that? LOL.
It’s never a pleasant surprise to wake up at the ass crack of dawn and the first thing you see is this GIANT stool left behind by a ghost anus (because no one ever admits it’s theirs) and you are left to deal with it. This thing was wedged in such a way where it wouldn’t flush down the hole. It was left for what looked like several hours to soften and form a bond with the sides of the hole in the toilet that sucks everything away. After much anger and disgust I decided to grab the toilet brush and fiddle with it to get it to flush and it does….sort of, at least not without leaving a distant memory of itself in the form of shit smear all over the inner bowl. F*CK.
How do you forget to flush after pinching a loaf that size? F*CK!
I just went to Giant (Stop n’ Shop for all my Northern friends) and bought some tea K-cups to try at my job even though I prefer loose leaf teas in my
awesome Bodum tea press (see left)
however I never tried the K-cup teas before
so I got a Mint tea and a chai tea thinking I
can add some vanilla creamer in the chai and
it would be like heaven in a cup because
that’s how I like my chai and oh how great it
would be if I had such a luxury at work. Typically I always make time for tea after lunch so I set a designated 1:30 tea time to help me relax and digest whatever I had for lunch. Anywho, long story short the tea tastes like runny asshole. There is a funky after taste that is hard to swallow, a stagnant flavor like that of septic tank water. I don’t recommend it. I tried it with and without the creamer, it’s all the same just different flavors of bung.
I feel like the mint might taste better but overall I will stick to my lovely loose leaf teas.
The Exploding Robot 
