Ever just sat there minding your business then all of a sudden someone comes around, stands next to you and smells like Skunk and Onion? You can’t just barf where you stand even though you really want to and it’s taking every ounce of your will power to hold it in and not even make a peep as to how foul this person smells? You try to hold your face from making that “What the hell is that?” Smell before you realize this person is not going to get away from you for a while and you are stuck holding your breath thinking, “Oh God, Why?”
That happened to me yesterday. I nearly died. I almost killed myself holding my breath. I would rather have died than have to be forced to take in one more breath of poison to the lung. PLEASE be aware of your stench. It can’t be unnoticeable to you unless you lack the sense of smell because it was so heinous that when this offender left the smell lingered in my office for quite some time before I managed a few tears and scrambled to find some form of detox for the air.
Luckily I had some pomegranate lotion in my purse which I applied EVERYWHERE. My arms, upper lip, table tops and desk. I’m dying inside even typing this as my memory is also reminding me of the smell.
The Exploding Robot 